Showing posts with label the Honey horse. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the Honey horse. Show all posts

Monday, February 1, 2010

Sissy's back!

Whew!  So much has happened since the snow began on December 18,2009, that I hardly know where to start.

First, the snow continued on the 19th, which was a fabulous birthday present.  In fact, the day I was born was a snowy, icy day so it seemed an appropriate gift from nature.  By the time the snow stopped, we had a foot of the heavy, white stuff.  The men in the neighborhood were frantically shoveling driveways since temps were to drop into the teens and stay there for several days.  It only took "the dear husband" four hours while I begged him to take breaks.  Not a manly thing to stop unless for a beer break with the neighbors.  The county plow didn't get to our road on Saturday, so by Monday afternoon all the plow could do was scrape the top of the frozen road.  I refuse to drive my car on ice and was starting to get antsy staying home.

On Tuesday, I "closed my eyes" and drove down our road.  It was imperative to check on Sister's house in the next town since they were coming for the holidays on Wednesday.  Their drive was ten inches of rock solid snow and the main road had some serious icy spots.  None of this fazed my brother-in-law, who would be parking in their drive, regardless.

Then the holiday fun began with a new tradition, the bountiful dinner on the Eve with sandwiches and snacks on Christmas.  We liked this so much that we plan to keep it.  It is always the best moment ever to have all four of us together and this year was no exception.  By the way, the snow had not melted but at least you could drive.

Remember I received a new saddle for my birthday?  I had ridden in it twice before the snow.  The last day anyone rode at the barn was December 17th and the next time was January 25th.  The HONEY horse has become accustomed to a life of leisure and pampering.  The barn allows all the horses to have some outside time every day unless the weather is too dangerous.  Horses love cold weather, snow, rain and mud.  As the pastures began to thaw, the mud got deeper and deeper.  At one time, Honey was standing in mud up to her knees.  Of course, as soon as the horses are returned to the barn, their legs and hooves are cleaned.  All wear blankets and that helps keep some of the mud off their bodies.  There is not much more disgusting than watching your lovely horse roll like a fat pig in a mud pit.  Honey cannot abide walking through water (yes, this is irritating on a trail.) so to avoid the soupiest, sloggiest mud pit at her pasture gate, she will jump the entire area.  This is the horse who won't jump a log on a trail.  Go figure.  I always take a photo of my horse on New Year's Day and here is The HONEY horse in her icky pasture.
January 1, 2010 and there is still snow on the ground and driveways that did not get cleared on December 19th, are still frozen.  The old saying about snow staying around is waiting for more snow seems to have lost its punch.  Now in the higher mountains, snow is falling every few days and schools are in a quandary about how to operate and where buses can drive.  We understand snow in western North Carolina but you have to know that our mountain roads are not that easy to clear and the necessary equipment is not that abundant.

January 8th, Sister flew to Orlando to participate in a half-marathon at Disneyworld. She finished in 3.24 hours despite  sleet and pouring rain.  Yep, that was in Orlando, Florida.  Her story will follow.

Around this time, I was dragging and thinking I had a mouth ulcer forming.  Unfortunately, I have had these wretched sores my entire life so I keep medicine handy.  Stress (I certainly have none of that), sun, extreme cold, even a cut from a tortilla chip can cause a sore.  When my tried and true methods were not having an impact, I went to the dentist.  His first comment was: "That is repulsive!"  Followed by..."that is not an ulcer, your bone is exposed..."  I had a infection from an upper tooth repeatedly hammering on the jaw.  Two days later, the rogue tooth was removed and I must add that this is the first tooth I have ever had extracted in my life.  Did you know that hematomas (blood clots) can form in the injection site?  That is what happened complete with chipmunk cheek and a lovely bruise. Fortunately, there is now a miracle cream for bruises, Arnica, which is found in health stores/co-ops.  Within a week, the clot was gone and the bruise had slipped under my jaw and could be covered with make-up. This is five days after the extraction.  Cute, huh?
The most annoying part was eating.  I was HUNGRY but trying to open the "good" side wide enough for a fork or spoon was difficult.  Using tiny cocktail forks and spoons did the trick and thank god, wine was still on the menu!

The last week of January, I was trying to make up for lost time with house cleaning, horse visit and generally riding the roads again.  Then, the snow started on the 29th and even though it was only five inches.  The bottom layer was ice and by the evening of the 30th, temps were in the low teens.  In an attempt to be "the good wife", I had found a person who could plow our drive and save "the husband" from that odious task.  The man arrived in a "bobcat" stating that his large 4x4 truck and trailer could not make our mountain road.  When I asked him about the price and discovered it was $210 for the driveway, I managed to control the scream and the blob of profanity that was in the back of my throat. The man thought it was amusing that I had no concept about plowing the drive and I was furious that he was price-gouging.  After stomping inside, I told "the husband" that we would be doing the drive.  Of course that was the "royal we" and meant he would be shoveling and I would be baking gingerbread and sipping hot tea.  Two hours later, the drive was clear and the road was still covered and frozen.

Okay, enough kvetching but now you have an idea of why I just couldn't get it together for the blog.  Two photos from Saturday's snow...Mr. Cardinal and cat prints.  Abbi loves snow and had fun skidding and jumping in snow that had blown into the sunporch.  Those tiny prints are hers, too.

 

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Customer Service Award...goes to Colorado!


The holiday season affects the level of customer service in a way that usually drops it to a new low.  Surly salespeople make the season of “happiness” just a general downer for most of us.  Standing in lines in an attempt to support the local businesses is time consuming but worthwhile for the community.  It offers a rare opportunity to understand why the sales associate may be less than sociable or helpful.  Listening to customers snarl as they can’t wait their turns or scream at their exhausted children or berate the salesperson for some infraction, makes me furious.  Come on, people, behave like adults!  The person at the cash register is doing the best he can and is probably wiped out from working at least one other job and often two.  Be glad you have some money to spend.  Gosh, I wish Bernie Mac were still alive.  He could always tell America how to behave!

Before the Thanksgiving holiday, I placed an online order.  Online customer service can go bad, too, but I much prefer to shop online.  I had researched and searched for many, many days for a new saddle.  I wanted a reasonable price and not some “discount” that was not worth the effort and would cost as much to ship as to purchase.

This is a big deal, as you horse readers know.  First of all, I was changing to an English saddle after fifteen years in a Western saddle.  Even though I had a wonderful synthetic Western saddle, it was still heavy.  You may have noticed that “the HONEY horse” is tall, about 15.2 hands.  Swinging that Western saddle up and over her back was starting to get old.  How did I know I was going to like English?  The barn has a variety of English saddles for many disciplines and was kind enough to allow me many “test” rides in an All Purpose.  Like the name suggests, this saddle can be used for general riding, dressage, eventing or jumping.  Honey and I just do general riding, nothing fancy.  After a few rides in an AP, I realized that I felt more balanced and that Honey was more relaxed.  Not only, was it light; it was so easy to use.  Yes, Honey still snaps her lips when you tighten the girth but that is her sassy way of saying she is SO not interested in working.  Horses are very spoiled at the barn and tend to believe that being pampered is all they should expect each day.

Now that I have decided that an AP saddle will work for me, which brand will it be?  I knew I wanted another synthetic saddle and I really wanted a Wintec.  The Wintec brand is known for quality and endurance and I’m hoping to get ten years out of it.  (Ok, you youngsters at my barn stop smirking.  I will still be riding in ten years!)  I wanted a 250 AP brown saddle, basic level with no frills.  So let the searching begin!

After reading more about the 250 AP and discovering that the 500 AP was being discontinued, I was ready to upgrade.  Back to the search engine.  It was interesting that lots of tackshops and catalogs were selling the 500 with prices ranging from $300 to $660 before shipping and taxes.  This was just for the saddle.  As English riders know, unless you get lucky and find a “package” deal, you buy the girth, leathers ( holds your stirrups on the saddle), irons (stirrups) and any other item separately.  Step back and think for a minute.  How much was I willing to spend for this mid-life crisis?   That’s when I went bargain hunting.  No, not a used saddle, just the right price on a new one.  It was out there and I was determined to find it.

Days into this quest, after tabbing and marking so many horse sites I could not remember why I had saved them in the first place, I found a tackshop in Colorado…Fourwinds. (www.fourwinds.net)   They had the 500 saddle in my size, in brown and less than any other advertised price.  Did I mention that your saddle has to fit your bottom and your horse’s withers (shoulders)?  Too tight on the withers and the horse is uncomfortable.  Too small in the seat and it feels like you are in a child’s saddle.  Not only that but they were offering an excellent price on a package with girth, leathers and irons. YES!

Let the good times roll!  I sent an e-mail stating what I wanted and this is where the customer service began.  John Throckmorton e-mailed me immediately to say that brown had sold out.  Of course, I could not believe it so I called him.  In the nicest way, he explained that the site had not updated when the browns were sold.  Would I consider black?  Well…that wasn’t what I wanted but sometimes things don’t always work the way you force them to.  I wanted a spotted horse, black & white like Little Joe rode on Bonanza, but I chose the most beautiful Palomino Foxtrotter instead, the HONEY horse.  Black looks good on blondes.

Yes, I agreed to black and added a black bridle for a few extra dollars.  Three days later, John called me.  Not an e-mail, a call.  Thank goodness I happened to check voice mail while we were on our beach trip.  The bad news was the 500 AP had sold out.  The good news was that for $60, I could upgrade to a 500 AP Cair.  Jack apologized for all this inconvenience while assuring me that the box would arrive on November 30.  Deal of the year!  Cair is cushioning system that makes your saddle feel like an upholstered sofa.  All right, I am over my budget but this is the saddle I really want.  So, YES! 

Then Sister called to tell me that she and her husband would like to give me half on my saddle for my birthday!!!  Wishes do indeed come true.  Wow!  Can I patiently wait for delivery?  The husband knows that patience is not in my vocabulary even though I have gotten better since K’s cancer this summer.

November 30 arrived and ended with no saddle.  Holiday deliveries can be a pain, just relax.  December 1, no saddle.  What am I thinking?  I have been scammed just like Sister!!!  Of course there is a big difference in price.  Sister found the vintage car of her dreams on E-bay in late May.  With online negotiations, phone calls and discussions involving not only the car, its condition, its location, transfer of funds and legal issues, Sister still lost $10,000 to an overseas scammer working with a middle man, Fred Colwell, in California.  Since a bank wired the funds, this became a federal issue.  E-bay refused to acknowledge any part in the scam until the Feds became involved and even then offered no assistance or remuneration to Sister.  Bottom line: no car, donation of $10,000 to some jerk overseas!  Man, can I digress.

On December 2, I called John inquiring into the delivery status of my saddle.   John, you are so patient and polite.  If I didn’t know you were from the wild, wild West, land of my Daddy’s youth, I would swear you were a Southern gentleman.  Customer service…is John Throckmorton.  After John checked the tracking record, he discovered FedEx had somehow misplaced the shipment but WOULD deliver on Thursday, December 3.  And you know what, that is exactly what happened!  After a quick call to John notifying him that I have received the shipment and that he will see pictures of the saddle on my horse, I ripped into the box!

Is it what I ordered?  Yes!  Lovely, brand, spanking new!  Can’t wait to get to the barn the next day and do the first ride.  Hey, girls love horses and all things horsey. The Wintec was almost better than a shipment of shoes from Zappos.  Did the HONEY horse like her holiday present?  I think so.  She certainly looked mighty pretty.  Photos of her new Wintec will be on blog soon. 

Thank you, John for excellent customer service.  Should any of you readers want order tack, please look at this site:   www.fourwinds.net



                                 


Credits for photos from the Library of Congress:
Item Title:Saddling HorseAuthor/CreatorJones, Suzi, photographer.Created/Published1978-07NotesPeople in photograph: Wheelock, ChuckDigital IDafc96ran 43626http://hdl.loc.gov/loc.afc/afc96ran.43626 Joy Morton riding a small horse attheOnwentsiaHorseShow
ChicagoDailNews,Inc.,CREATED/PUBLISHED1905.SUMMARYImage of Joy Morton, a boy, riding a small horse at the Onwentsia Horse Show in Lake Forest, Illinois.NOTESThis photonegative taken by a Chicago Daily News photographer may have been published in the newspaper. Cite as: DN-0002816, Chicago Daily News negatives collection, Chicago History Museum. REPOSITORYChicago History Museum, 1601 North Clark Street, Chicago, IL 60614-6038.
(the Honey horse dressed in English for a photo shoot and dressed in Western for a parade shoot…ridden by professionals)






Honey's new saddle.                                         Notice the pink reins...what else would a blonde wear?